A conversation between Matt and Jase
This morning:
M: Jase, this is MY ‘puter (playing with his laptop). You don’t TOUCH it!
J: *snort* *chortle* *giggle*
M: No, it’s not funny, Jason! 
Later, I found Matthew biting grapes in half, then giving Jason half because “Jase might choke on a whole one” 
And later still, I asked Matthew if he wanted bacon and eggs for breakfast and he said “Yeeeeaaaaah” I said “Not Yeeeaaaah - you say YES” and he goes “I don’t THINK so!” Little bugger’s getting too big for his breeches..! 